It’s with a great amount of excitement that we officially welcome Mr. Dan Vest to The Empire. Dan contacted when we went in search of talent in our final Victory Bell back on Friday, July 5th and it took us all of about 4.32 seconds (which happens to match the time in which new Buckeye commit Taivon Jacobs can run forty yards in) to accept Dan’s interest and reserve his rightful spot on the Empire team.
Dan comes to the Empire, likely in search of a date with Princess Leia, from the very well-known Ohio State blog Our Honor Defend (little does he know that the role of Leia is played by none other than JR Reinhard at all office parties). He has experience, a passion for the Buckeyes – and a degree from THE Ohio State University as of 2007.
His name is ‘Vest’ for crying out loud, which may actually make him overqualified for his new position.
If you have the opportunity, be sure to wish Dan an early Happy 28th Birthday today – or a belated one on Sunday. If you’re a guy, give him a bro-hug. If you’re a female, feel free to throw your panties up on stage when we finally quit talking about him and parade him out for the viewing public.
Dan, we’re excited to have you. Welcome to The Empire.
DISCLAIMER: All panties thrown at Dan become immediate property of Management and will be posted on Twitter, in picture-form, within 45 seconds of collecting. Not yours, JR.