Election Day: Punch Your Ballot, Buckeye Nation

Most of us are “adults” now so gone are the days when you can commit crimes and have the light slap of the juvenile justice system on your wrists.  Now when you go off and punch someone in the face you will probably go jail where your either going to have to kick someone’s ass or become someone’s bitch on the first day.  Hell, nowadays you can’t even wish death upon someone without jeopardizing your livelihood because some guy with a white wig and died eyebrows finds it necessary to take offense to it.  So in honor of election day we put together our own ballot.  We are giving you the chance to elect one person, who has either wronged you as a Buckeye fan in the past or chapped your ass in someway, to punch in the face.  One face, one punch, no consequences.  Have at it hoss.