Portland, Oregon Physicist Creates DEVIL MACHINE

 

David Neevel, a Portland “resident” has created a machine that does what no person would want to see done… it separates and REMOVES the creme filling from the middle of Oreos!  It doesn’t remove it to be eaten separately, it removes to not be eaten.  It doesn’t remove it to be added to another Oreo, and create a self-made “double stuffed” Oreo, it removes and throws it away.  It’s obvious that a man with such evil genius needs to be watched as a possible threat to our national security.  If you can’t trust a man with your Oreos, you shouldn’t be able to trust him at all.

David Neeval: Oreo Terrorist